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And then this guy showed up! He was covered in iPhones and Air MacBooks (forgot how it's called, but it's for his dad))) and he said, "PCs are for losers" and added, "Buy an iPhone." The gamers told him it's expensive, and it's not even available in Russia, only if you buy a gray market one, and the only operator is ITT, although you can hack it so that even Beeline will work. The guy was horrified and took out his next gadget, a MacBook Air, a few millimeters thick and weighing less than a kilogram. They started playing Quake on it, and they poked a hole through it with their finger after the first kill (what do you expect, it's as thin as a sheet of paper))). And they said, "No, your computers are expensive, your laptops are bad, and your phones are too flashy." The game ETI Sport gave them a solution; it's Microsoft's secret weapon against Linux (because you can squash penguins, the symbol of Linux))) the gamers decided.
Нет, я же Гитлер.