It’s a very long story…

Cheria, if only we could, for the sake of Tsoi and Zvezda, increase the Battle Rating 100 times... And Tim Milan would defeat all the leaders of Rock and Metal. And the forces of light retreated. The infernal army, led by Timati, went on the offensive. The Rock army retreated. But they found a sacred book called "CAPITAL," and they went to the great temple of the MAUSOLEUM, and they summoned the sacred leader Lenin. And Lenin said to them: "Comrades! No, as Gogoy says, it cannot be stopped! Attack, comrades!" And the rockers and metalheads went on the attack to the music of Queen - We Will Rock You. Nothing could stop the infernal metalheads in armored leather jackets with titanium guitars at the ready, along with the infernal rockers on motorcycle APCs. It was a terrible sight. Sobchak, Kirkorov, Pugacheva, Timati, and Friske were tortured by Rammstein until their brains exploded (this is fiction! In reality, brains do not exist...). Metal defeated Pop. However, MegaBot remains... P.S. - Damn, I've been drinking beer for 4 days now. I thought it was without a reason, but no - there is a reason! P.P.S. - We are writing a gamer-metalhead Bible here)))