Alucard
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...But Elvis was immediately kidnapped by aliens, so 0.5 McCartney took his place, and during that battle, he uttered his famous phrase: "Today, we'll shove their music right up their... well, you know!"
And the army surged forward; the fortress's defeat was obvious, so they unleashed their chained dogs, terrifying creatures that tore the metalheads' leather jackets, smashed the punks' vodka bottles, and ripped out their piercings. And then, a squad of humans burst into the fortress, and inside, a new surprise awaited them...
P.S.
I even know when this battle took place; it was this year, on February 10th, because on February 10th, Tokio Hotel broke up, and poor emo kids are committing suicide all over the world.
And the army surged forward; the fortress's defeat was obvious, so they unleashed their chained dogs, terrifying creatures that tore the metalheads' leather jackets, smashed the punks' vodka bottles, and ripped out their piercings. And then, a squad of humans burst into the fortress, and inside, a new surprise awaited them...
P.S.
I even know when this battle took place; it was this year, on February 10th, because on February 10th, Tokio Hotel broke up, and poor emo kids are committing suicide all over the world.
Нет, я же Гитлер.