It’s a very long story…

...he set off to the place where Boris and the Man were imprisoned. The house was empty and frightening... Empty shutters banged, there was no light anywhere, and Chuck already thought he had gone to the wrong place, but terrible screams came from the basement. Chuck sighed, remembered Paris Hilton, and with a spear at the ready, went inside. A terrible sight appeared before him - he saw his friends chained to chairs, in front of them stood huge, flat televisions showing the most horrific episodes of this project, and around them, a swarm of its participants swirled. And although this wasn't his area of expertise, Chuck, with a terrifying roar, raised his spear, put on a hat, a badge, and waving his short beard, began to strike down the tormentors. And he freed his friends, and they thanked him, but then their gazes turned to him from behind, and they were filled with horror. Chuck turned around and saw before him the embodiment of his nightmares - Ksenia Sobchak. "Run, friends, I'll hold her back," he said and engaged her in battle. And...