Alucard
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The army of glamorous blonde assassin creatures came from the deepest, darkest corners of the Dungeons, each of their words turning experienced computer experts into helpless beings, and their bite could turn anyone into a blonde, forcing them to type with a locked Caps Lock and hour after hour, the creature's brain turning into a mixture of lipstick, powder, and nail polish...
Yes, these were the creatures, showing no mercy to anyone, neither children nor women, and the place where they appeared was forever tainted with the mark of a curse and the smell of spirits...
They gathered at the battlefield from all corners of this world, and the battle would have been considered lost if the hero hadn't heroically intervened...
Yes, these were the creatures, showing no mercy to anyone, neither children nor women, and the place where they appeared was forever tainted with the mark of a curse and the smell of spirits...
They gathered at the battlefield from all corners of this world, and the battle would have been considered lost if the hero hadn't heroically intervened...
Нет, я же Гитлер.