SoulDrinker
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right into the heart of this chaos. He walked, not understanding what was happening around him, and even the mathematical formulas that had always been reliable refused to help him. But the Man didn't panic. He took a portable BFG out of his pocket and began his victorious march through this deadly place, thereby plunging his ruthless captors into a state of utter dismay. The evil phantom aliens didn't even suspect that a man could derail their brilliant plan, thereby...
