It’s a very long story…

It's strange that I couldn't find this wonderful game on your forum. Maybe I didn't search well enough, but it wasn't on the first two pages, and the search didn't help... Well, let's start. If anyone doesn't know, the essence of the game is that each post should be a continuation of the previous one. Once upon a time, in a distant galaxy, on the godforsaken planet Earth, a Human was walking through the forest. He walked and thought about philosophical topics: about the essence of the world, about the time allotted to a person, about God, about the fragility of existence, about the meaning of life... These reflections were prompted by, ahem, the dung he stepped in. Of course, before he started philosophizing, he turned to mathematical formulas. He calculated the total amount of dung consumed on average by the inhabitants of this forest, the total area of the excrement in the forest, and determined that the chance of stepping in it was extremely small. Then he turned to the great philosophers of our world, but remembering their works, he couldn't find an answer. Maybe that's where it would have ended, but suddenly he encountered an unexpected obstacle...