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For the sake of peace on our land,
We will answer the resounding call to arms,
We will breed pigeons near Belarus,
And release them to fly to NATO countries!
Let the gray doves fly in the sky,
Peaceful, trusting birds,
So that from dawn till dusk,
They drop their droppings on Europe!
Let them circle, doing good,
Spreading out in the sky like a white cloak,
So that they pollute the entire missile defense system,
For the English, Czechs, and Poles.
So that one morning in spring,
As if by the wave of a magician's wand,
All of Europe is up to its ears in shit,
And above it, all in white, is a dove of peace!