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Damn, who knew it wouldn't be in the "Off-Topic" section?
I'm leaving this to the moderators to decide... if the thread doesn't take off, it'll be easier for me to move it there and either delete this thread or just merge them.
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I remembered a story. It's not about her, but a friend of mine told it. It's a hardcore cyberpunk story (which is already a good start, lol). He had an extra flash drive. A European would just throw it away, a Russian would take it apart or find a use for it, but this flash drive ended up in such a thermonuclear combination as Russian cyberpunk.
So, he took off the casing, leaving only the circuit board and the USB connector, and glued it to his neck with a medical adhesive, under his hair. Of course, it wasn't visible under his long hair. However, an ordinary cyberpunk would have stopped there, walking around and showing everyone that he had a flash drive plugged into his neck. BUT this was a RUSSIAN cyberpunk. He downloaded a presentation to it via a USB extension cable.
He arrives at college (11th grade, if you want to be precise), and there's an interactive whiteboard ready, the whole auditorium is gathered. He walks up, takes a USB extension cable out of his pocket, and the teacher asks him what it is. He says it's an extension cable for the flash drive. The teacher says, "Why, plug it in," and looks at him with such surprise and says, "It's so uncomfortable for me," and plugs the extension cable into his neck. At first, everyone was extremely surprised. But when the message "NEW DEVICE DETECTED" appeared, the reaction in the hall was indescribable!
P.S.
By the way, this guy's nickname is UnNameD, Russia should know its heroes!
I'm leaving this to the moderators to decide... if the thread doesn't take off, it'll be easier for me to move it there and either delete this thread or just merge them.
Added 3 hours ago
I remembered a story. It's not about her, but a friend of mine told it. It's a hardcore cyberpunk story (which is already a good start, lol). He had an extra flash drive. A European would just throw it away, a Russian would take it apart or find a use for it, but this flash drive ended up in such a thermonuclear combination as Russian cyberpunk.
So, he took off the casing, leaving only the circuit board and the USB connector, and glued it to his neck with a medical adhesive, under his hair. Of course, it wasn't visible under his long hair. However, an ordinary cyberpunk would have stopped there, walking around and showing everyone that he had a flash drive plugged into his neck. BUT this was a RUSSIAN cyberpunk. He downloaded a presentation to it via a USB extension cable.
He arrives at college (11th grade, if you want to be precise), and there's an interactive whiteboard ready, the whole auditorium is gathered. He walks up, takes a USB extension cable out of his pocket, and the teacher asks him what it is. He says it's an extension cable for the flash drive. The teacher says, "Why, plug it in," and looks at him with such surprise and says, "It's so uncomfortable for me," and plugs the extension cable into his neck. At first, everyone was extremely surprised. But when the message "NEW DEVICE DETECTED" appeared, the reaction in the hall was indescribable!
P.S.
By the way, this guy's nickname is UnNameD, Russia should know its heroes!
Нет, я же Гитлер.