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I remembered one hilariously funny story (or rather, it’s hard to forget), which happened to me sometime in the spring of 2007... So, my relatives left for Moscow for 3 days, and the apartment was empty. Well, it wasn’t empty for long))) Of course, I called everyone, and we had 3 days of fun. People came not only with beer but also with laptops; one even brought an Xbox (although he carries it everywhere xD). We decided to have a great time. So, to get to the point, after such an intense schedule, everyone was exhausted and passed out one after another. I think I was the first to pass out, but that’s not surprising, as I hadn’t slept much before that))) My bed, if I were to explain it schematically, is like a hollow parallelepiped, with a mattress placed on top (that is, if you lift it, there’s a decent space underneath). So, in the intoxicated mind of one of my friends, a “fun” idea came to mind: to carefully move me into this space)).
So, imagine, I wake up in the morning and suddenly realize that I’m buried ALIVE. I had 15 seconds of pure shock, and then, in that state, I push the “lid of the coffin,” crawl out, and my eyes are wide as saucers. And what do I see? One scoundrel is sitting at a laptop, others are eating something. The one at the laptop turns to me and, in a priest’s voice, says, “Jesus has risen from the dead!”))))))))))))))))
We laughed for a very long time, but mostly I was laughing from the joy that I wasn’t buried alive)))))
What kind of stories have happened in your life?
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