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I already have a pet – my computer. It’s very dangerous, wild, flea-ridden, contagious, wanders around who knows where, and makes a mess everywhere...

That’s strange, but mine is peaceful, domesticated, clean, not contagious, and always stays in the same place. But if it decides to mess things up, it always ends badly for me, and if it gets sick, it’s a real disaster – I have to replace all the internal components one by one...