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On the outskirts of the snowy kingdom, there lived a small gremlin who preferred solitude and books to battles and duels.
This gremlin decided to write a chronicle about the glorious adventures of heroes of bygone eras. He dipped his quill in the inkwell and scribbled a page, read it, and deemed the narrative worthy. He grunted, left his little house, and carried the scroll to his gremlin friends for discussion.
The work elicited mixed reactions; some advised him to stop, some laughed, some said that being a chronicler was not his calling, but there were also those who encouraged him.
"Well!" decided the little gremlin, "I will continue to write, since it inspires not only me."
He came home and, dipping his quill in the inkwell, wrote a second page.
Again, he took it to his gremlin friends and, joyful, returned home to write the third part.
And again, he dipped his quill in the inkwell, but accidentally made a large blot on the page... He reached for the next sheet and knocked over the ink... In a rage, the gremlin broke the quill and crumpled the sheet.
"Enough!" he said loudly. "The fate of a gremlin is battles and skirmishes, and let the old men write chronicles, whose hands are already too weak to raise a sword."