Little… who?

Okay, here are a few more, maybe someone will like them: *I beat you up And maybe the bruises Haven't quite faded yet, But let them not bother you anymore, I won't hit you with anything else. I beat you silently, hopelessly, Tormented by endless sadism. I beat you so gently and tenderly, May God grant you to be beaten by someone else. *My cat is missing Why did she disappear? I didn't mistreat her I just remember one time I stuck a cube in her eye With a little blue corner Why did she disappear? I didn't mistreat her I just remember one time I put the cat in a basin Washed, scrubbed, and rinsed And then waited for 3 days The cat dried and dried and dried And then it just died Why did she disappear? I didn't mistreat her *A little girl cried with bitter tears, An uncle asked, passing by: "What's wrong, little one, what puddle did you make?" "My grandfather died!" whispered the child. "How did it happen?" - "Our house caught fire!" "So it burned down?" - "No, he jumped out the window!" "So he broke?" - "No, no, oh no, They put up a tent, he was lucky." "Maybe he missed?" - "No, he bounced And jumped down again..." "So it burned down?" - "No, he survived, Our grandfather knew how to do stunts!" "So, he broke?" - "No, the tent caught him!" "Maybe he missed?" - "No, no way, he hit!" He bounced and returned to the roof, The fire had already started on the floor. "So, it burned down?" - "No, no, dear!" He jumped down again... "So, he broke?" - "No, he survived, But he jumped onto the ledge again." "So, what happened to him, what are the secrets, What happened to him, who should I ask?" The girl hesitated to answer... "He tormented everyone! They shot him!" *In a terrible and dark forest, Dirty, ragged, angry, tired, He wanders, overgrown with a thick beard, A boy, forgotten by a school excursion. *Bloody vampires sleep, devils sleep. The dead want to sleep in their graves. Even the Devil goes to bed To dream of us at night. Wish him good night - bye-bye... *The old joker loved to joke, He hammered a rusty nail into his granddaughter's forehead. The granddaughter died under her favorite laughter, And the joke amused all the relatives. *Two mushroom pickers got lost in the forest. They shouted for a long time - "Hey!" and "Hey!" The bear remained full and satisfied - There was no need to make so much noise. *I'm turning my little sister in a meat grinder (The meat falls into the basin) And for some reason, I'm a little sad - I guess I'll cry now... *Philya came to the studio tired. Stepan and Karkusha were eating lard. Philya asked: "Where is our Hryusha?" "He's gone," Karkusha sobbed. (What jerks!) *Once, a boy named Voldemar Was kidnapped by a huge squid in the sea For a long time in the lands of Zanzibar People ate squid-Voldemar... *Little Borya climbed onto the fence. His uncle took an axe out of his pocket, He threw it skillfully, like an experienced Zorro, But only half of Borya fell off the fence. *Dad gave his son a dagger - So that his son would love him more. Dad was reading the newspaper in the kitchen, The gift was sticking out between his shoulder blades. *A zombie looks at me terribly, That evil undead looks at me, The burning peat won't save me, It won't save me, because I'm dead. I was bitten too, The world can't live like this anymore, Everyone is bitten, and I am, A moose, a bear, a giraffe, a pig! Who will help us all now? Who can't live like this anymore? Who will help? You or me? Maybe a moose, a giraffe, a pig? Well, guys, it's a mess here, Zombies and ghouls everywhere...