Fun

List of REAL professions - from the Classifier of Professions DK 003-95 Aerodrome Agronomist (WHY?!) Wet Classification Operator (so, a "wet" guy...) Diaphragm Suction Operator (he sucked a lot of diaphragms, and then he went sideways...) Ball Mill Operator (they definitely smoked!) Ritual Services Artist (Poor Yorick...) Mixing Machine Runner (LSD. Definitely!) Foreman of the Courtyard of Spinners (spinners... sounds cool!) Fur Scrap Cook (we don't eat raw fur!) Top of the Blast Furnace (in a burqa and with a saber at the ready) Heaver (a useful profession) Pipe Bender (can't do without him) Chief Cognac Master (a very, very worthy profession) Chief Beneficiator (we even know them by name J) Chief Specialist in Television Program Preservation Techniques (very cool) Presser (a buddy of the heaver, no doubt) On-Duty Supervisor of the Association (and you're all WTO, NATO, EU...) Lace Divider (correct! Otherwise, someone will grab everything!) Demonstrator of Plastic Poses (sounds beautiful) Driller (along with the presser and the heaver!) Milker (it wasn't me) Spiral Winder (someone has to do it...) Ink Preparer (that's quite a scope! But what to do with it next?) Grinding Media Loader (what are you grinding?!) Voice Plank Filler (I know some of those J, especially on Saturdays) Tooth Polisher of Watch Parts (I don't understand, but it sounds cool) Toothpick Maker (a very rare profession, I think) Matrix Mockup Maker (wake up, Neo!) Forest Pathologist Engineer (the gynecologist-mechanic is nervously smoking in the hallway) Inspector for Monitoring the Execution of Instructions (you'll be held accountable for your words!) Paper Bag Tester (and in an airplane) Current Source Tester (ouch...! He's getting electrocuted!) Ring Tester (and one ring to rule them all) Calculator (you won't believe it, he counts!) Kapellmeister (but often-often) Coke Cleaner and Coke Unloader (shall we say drugs? Sometimes?) Emergency Commissioner (just in case...) Circulator (along with the heaver!) Globe Varnisher (a unique profession! How much universal peace is in it!) Hatchman (the house spirit was a long time ago, now it's this one...) Forest Master (simple and tasteful) Pump Station Operator for Injecting Working Agent into the Formation (it's a pity for the agent...) Refrigerator Operator (for long-distance travel) Wet Waste Washer (it's not good to throw dirty wet waste away!) Positive Assembler and Negative Assembler (apparently, they didn't just smoke...) Motorist of a Mechanical Shovel (...) Base Winder (something mythological) Matchbox Painter (with what, I wonder?) Liquid-Filling Instrument Filler (clever!) Trainer Chief (but what a trainer!) Cranberry Polisher (cranberry. Tested. Polished.) Anatomical Material Trimmer (it seems, what does Judaism have to do with it?...) Main Control Panel Operator (that's it. A touch of grandeur, though) Stand Operator for Playing Keyboard Instruments (playing cards for clothes) Dumper (it happens when you're drunk...) Ritual Organizer (want to summon a demon or a devil - this is the guy!) Sailor (and I thought it was a ship...) Lao-Cha Portioner (mysterious...) Messenger (the medium is the message) Milkshake Maker (a peaceful profession) Work Producer (he's the only one working J) Track Worker on the Lake (and a fisherman on the railroad) Breeder (a spreader) of Sludge (a necessary profession) Package Ripper (it's out of spite, out of spite) Wallpaper Painter (it must be a fun profession) Straightener (usually appears after the dumper and the presser) Tail Assembly Regulator (can't do without him!) Dietary Medical Sister (good for your health!) Mechanic-Tester (I wonder, what's the mortality rate?) Pourer-Filler (Yin-Yang) Melted Cheese Mix Composer (a very responsible position) Sharpshooter (that's me) Wood Plank Dryer (a dream...) Rubber Product Remover (and you still take them off yourself? For nothing!) Livestock Technician (especially regarding South African tribes) Glass Etcher with Hydrofluoric Acid (very specific. But why...?) Detail Strengthener (so they don't fall apart!) Scientific Secretary (knows how to give a paw) Face Cleaner of Goby (works in a pair with the ink preparer) Reader (very cool) Leg Stamper (and the arms?? And the rest of the body?) Underground Electrician (a terrible beast!) :smile28: