Which Castle do you prefer to play as?

Aaaaa! You're definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed! I brought this up as an example because I was asking "where do so many monsters (dragons) come from?" and I was told that they might be guarding something important. And even on a random map generator, like in the Fortress or the Book of Earth, it's rare for a harmless creature willing to give away an artifact for free to be guarding it, and even join your party! Listen, stop talking about this nonsense! We've forgotten. Okay?