Little… who?

Dark humor... Or rather, scary stories... 1. A little boy found dynamite. Now no one misbehaves in the village. 2. A little boy found a scooter. Now no more poles stand in the village. 3. A little boy found a piece of paper. He went to the toilet with it. The whole group of kids laughed for a long time. That piece of paper was sandpaper... 4. A little boy found a machine gun. He came to school and pulled the trigger. The first lesson was canceled again. If we continue with scary stories, without "A little boy," then... 5. An icicle fell from the roof of a house. The old man went outside and it was in vain. 6. The grandfather found BLEND-A-MED in the field. He kept his teeth, but the grandfather is gone. And so on, and so forth. My attitude towards them is, if they exist, let them be... Added 1 minute ago
This is not my composition... I read it somewhere a long time ago...