Little… who?

To be honest, I've never liked these little rhymes – they're mean, dark, sometimes scary, and very often not funny. But here... I just came up with one in the chat... of course, not exactly like that (but still a little vulgar, a little crude), but on a specific theme.
At the request of the community, I'm posting it :D
I'll also create a poll (Why should the topic just hang around in the section? I'll at least find out what people think).
Please post your own (original ones, not that nonsense you find on the internet :D).
Enjoy ;)

1.
Little Ani found a lightsaber,
He was so happy that he lost his speech,
And also lost his health…
Ani became a good Darth Vader.

2.
Little robot suffered from incontinence,
He peed and pooped with diligent effort,
Ani got tired of cleaning up after him…
The robot should be called C-3PO.

3.
Little boy dreamed of the stars,
He annoyed everyone with his dream…
His parents didn't punish him enough,
The boy they called Palpatine.

4.
Little clone dreamed of being big,
He went to fight alongside a Jedi,
He began to carry out the order to kill…
Dead clones cannot dream.

This is, of course, not the last one :smile04: