It's a silly joke, but it's stuck in my head, and if I don't tell it, my delusions of grandeur will get worse.)))

An old skinhead is teaching a young one:
-If you see a cheerful, long-haired, lively person with beads in their hair, know that it's a hippie. They are a disgrace to our nation and our main enemies. As soon as you see one, hit them.
-If you see a smelly, drunk person with long hair dyed in strange colors, know that it's a punk. They don't know how to fight, but they like to. If you feel like it, you can get into a fight.
-If you see a gloomy person in leather and metal with long hair, know that they are metalheads. They don't like to fight, but they can. If you try to mess with them, they'll beat you up and then call their friends.
-And if you're sitting on a bench, munching on seeds, and you see a long-haired, cheerful creature with a guitar on its back and a sword in its hand crawling out of the bushes, know that it's a role-player. And don't you dare mistake them for a hippie.