a brown pretzel, seducing whores...
a small Chinese man, inflating speed...
a green forest spirit, guarding ghouls...
a quiet dick, eating assholes oO
a lustful lurker, dissecting cyclops...
a stupid allod, obsessed with seducing managers...
a psycho hydralisk, inflating men :O
and, of course, a brown Cthulhu, collecting condoms :OOOOOOOO