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How fans of different music genres take exams:
PUNK ROCK: A student walks in wearing a black jacket, completely drunk and missing teeth, spits on the floor, pees on the table with the exam tickets, slightly splashing the professor, burps, and lies down to sleep.
TRASH METAL: A student stumbles into the classroom, devours the exam ticket, answers irrelevant questions, and leaves.
HEAVY METAL: A student arrives on a chopper, completely drunk, finishes a bottle of beer upon entering, throws it on the professor's table, takes the ticket, burps loudly, answers, and leaves.
DEATH METAL: A student walks in, kills the professor, and leaves.
BLACK METAL: The student arrives at night, ties up the professor, and hangs him from the ceiling, after which he brutally tortures him, splashing the table with blood and drawing a pentagram with infant blood.
GORE METAL: The student enters the classroom, has sex with the professor, then kills him, has sex again, dissects the body, and devours the entrails, smears the remains around the classroom, and has sex again.
DOOM METAL: The student takes the exam ticket but realizes he will never be able to answer the questions, falls into depression, and kills himself. His corpse is then sexually assaulted by everyone present.
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The student arrives with a guitar and plays a 26-minute solo, after which the professor dies of boredom.
GLAM METAL: The professor laughs hysterically at the student's appearance and gives him an "excellent" grade. The student collects makeup from the female students present and paints the exam tickets pink.
GRINDCORE: The student walks in, waves his arms around for about two minutes, shouts something incoherent, and then leaves.
NU METAL: The student gets his pants caught on the door and cannot enter the classroom.
INDUSTRIAL: The student walks in covered in dirt and grime, curses, and is escorted out by security guards.
GOTHIC METAL: The student arrives in a black carriage, enters the classroom, adjusts his makeup, and displays an air of pretentiousness, falls into depression, and starts crying. Then he remembers death and falls into depression again. He takes the ticket, sees that it's not cool, and falls into a pretentious depression. The professor, realizing this, also falls into depression. All the students taking the exam fall into depression and cry. The exam was a failure; this world is imperfect.
RUSSIAN ROCK: A group of students enters, constantly yielding to each other and treating each other to beer, collect 2-3 rubles from everyone present, take the exam together, and leave on a tram, rocking it back and forth.
RAP: The student walks in, carrying a boombox and a trash can, sets the trash on fire, and sits down next to it. He takes the ticket and tries to answer in rhyme.
RUSSIAN RAP: The student sends a letter from Rostov-on-Don, where he writes that difficult times are testing him, so he cannot come, but he will not forget his roots and will be worthy.
TECHNO: The student does not come.
DRUM AND BASS: The student walks in wearing headphones and surrounded by friends who are not from this university. They sniff cocaine off the exam tickets, one collapses from an overdose, two start twitching, hearing one of the students tapping a pen on the desk. The student throws away the tickets and puts flyers for Black Sun Empire in their place.
PSYCHEDELIC: The student takes the exam while sitting in the hallway opposite a wall and picking at the remnants of mushrooms.
HARDCORE: The student kicks down the door with his head, starts twitching violently and running around the classroom, shouting something, and then collapses dead.
ACID: The student walks in, takes the ticket, answers, but no one can understand him.
IDM: The student walks in, takes the ticket, answers, but no one can understand him. Then he says that everyone here is too stupid for him and leaves.
ALTERNATIVE: The student puts Limp Bizkit on a boombox, steals a saxophone, and, swearing loudly in English, has sex with the vocalist. But after 5 minutes, he is taken away by the New York police.
EXPERIMENTAL: The student sits down to answer, spouts complete nonsense, sometimes shouts something, throws a Viking axe on the table, sniffs a line of cocaine, eats a mushroom, asks the vocalist to sing something, and sometimes blows into the saxophone. No one understands anything, but he is given a "pass" and told that he has all the opportunities to become an excellent student.
GROOVE: The student comes and starts having sex with everyone.
POP: A student in glamorous attire walks in, adjusts her hair, squeals to the professor, "I want your child!", takes the ticket, and shoves it and a silver marker at the professor. She doesn't understand anything the professor is trying to say, then loses a badge with Dima Bilan on it and throws a tantrum, threatening to call her father. After receiving a "fail," she leaves to have sex with the dean.
RNB: The student walks in but immediately falls, tripping over a chain hanging around his neck. Then a rapper steals his fur coat, beret, and glasses. The student feels completely worthless and leaves.
NAZI MARCHES: A shaved student walks in, writes "Russia for Russians!" on the wall, steals the rapper's belongings, tries to take the exam, but receives a "fail" and beats up the professor with Camel cigarettes.
SKA: The student steals a skateboard from a skinhead and successfully takes the exam