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Questions about worldview: :rolleyes: QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: In search of better conditions. ARISTOTLE: It is in the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was historically inevitable. SADDAM HUSSEIN: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and the fact that we dropped 50 tons of nerve gas on them was perfectly justified. JACK NICHOLSON: Because they wanted to, damn it. That's the damn reason. RONALD REAGAN: I forgot. HIPPOCRATES: Due to an excess of bile in the pancreas. MARTIN LUTHER KING: I have a dream that one day all chickens will be able to cross the street freely, and no one will ask them why they did it. MOSES: And God came down from heaven and said to the chickens, "You shall cross the road." And the chickens crossed the road and celebrated this event with a great feast. FOX MULDER: You saw them crossing the street with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the street before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chickens did not cross the road. I repeat, the chickens DID NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chickens crossed the road! Who cares why? The end justifies any means they used. FREUD: The fact that you are all concerned about chickens crossing the road reveals your hidden sexual complexes. BILL GATES: I just released a new Chicken Office 2000, which not only crosses the road, but also lays eggs, organizes your files, and pays your bills. OLIVER STONE: The question is not why the chickens crossed the road, but rather, who was crossing the road while we were watching the chickens cross it? DARWIN: Chickens, over a long period of time, have undergone natural selection in such a way that they are genetically predisposed to cross streets. EINSTEIN: Whether the chickens crossed the road or the road moved under the chickens depends on your point of view. BUDDHA: Imagine yourself as a chicken and ask yourself this question