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Here's another story from our university days (I don't know why I remembered it, maybe it's funny and not too offensive... :D):
Once upon a time... (let me start like that :)), when the greatest Knights were fighting for their right to exist at the university, i.e., taking exams, the evil Kings of that time tried to cheat the defenders of their future diplomas in every possible way...
So, we had this one professor for mathematical physics - Semyon Semyonich (of course, we called him something else :)), and this evil pedagogue really loved to indulge in some good whiskey (for him, that meant vodka costing more than 100 rubles :D), and of course, we all knew that... Later, we collectively decided to launch a full-scale assault on his office to show our gratitude for his... activities... - in short, - we, as a group, brought him a CASE OF VODKA, carefully placed our exam booklets on the table, and, without saying a word, stood there waiting for his verdict. The reaction turned out to be unpredictable for us...:
- Are you all a bunch of drunkards? You've really gone too far, - said Semyon Semyonich.
And then he did something that shocked us all - he took EACH bottle and, right in front of us, started pouring all the contents down the sink! Everyone present felt a shiver down their spine :) (this is accurate information - everyone knew perfectly well what this could lead to...). And then it was simple:
- Now, get out of here!
We started frantically gathering our exam booklets and shamefully trying to salvage what little self-respect we had left... Gradually, we all left... BUT, one of my classmates forgot his exam booklet... What could he do? - he had to go back...
And when Seryoga returned, he saw this:
THE PROFESSOR WAS PULLING A 10-LITER CANISTER OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK, AND HOLDING IT IN HIS HANDS, HE SAW THE ASTONISHED FACE OF THE STUDENT!!!!!!
The provocation paid off handsomely, my friends! The exam was guaranteed! :D :D :D
Once upon a time... (let me start like that :)), when the greatest Knights were fighting for their right to exist at the university, i.e., taking exams, the evil Kings of that time tried to cheat the defenders of their future diplomas in every possible way...
So, we had this one professor for mathematical physics - Semyon Semyonich (of course, we called him something else :)), and this evil pedagogue really loved to indulge in some good whiskey (for him, that meant vodka costing more than 100 rubles :D), and of course, we all knew that... Later, we collectively decided to launch a full-scale assault on his office to show our gratitude for his... activities... - in short, - we, as a group, brought him a CASE OF VODKA, carefully placed our exam booklets on the table, and, without saying a word, stood there waiting for his verdict. The reaction turned out to be unpredictable for us...:
- Are you all a bunch of drunkards? You've really gone too far, - said Semyon Semyonich.
And then he did something that shocked us all - he took EACH bottle and, right in front of us, started pouring all the contents down the sink! Everyone present felt a shiver down their spine :) (this is accurate information - everyone knew perfectly well what this could lead to...). And then it was simple:
- Now, get out of here!
We started frantically gathering our exam booklets and shamefully trying to salvage what little self-respect we had left... Gradually, we all left... BUT, one of my classmates forgot his exam booklet... What could he do? - he had to go back...
And when Seryoga returned, he saw this:
THE PROFESSOR WAS PULLING A 10-LITER CANISTER OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK, AND HOLDING IT IN HIS HANDS, HE SAW THE ASTONISHED FACE OF THE STUDENT!!!!!!
The provocation paid off handsomely, my friends! The exam was guaranteed! :D :D :D
"Единственное, что можно сказать с уверенностью об удаче - она изменит..."