Fun

:D :D :D :D ********************************** A Russian family of lepers is looking to rent an apartment. Punish the neighbors! ********************************** A large batch of "United Russia" was detained at the border. ********************************** Groundhogs are the most cautious animals. They stand on their hind legs and look into the distance: is a fox running? Is an eagle flying? Is a snake crawling? And the most observant ones get hit by a bumper. ********************************** - Hello! Is Lena home? - She is. But who asked her? - Indeed, who asked her? Be here in 2 hours! ********************************** Jesus is walking on water. One of the apostles is swimming next to him, saying: - You shouldn't be doing this, teacher. The water is like pornographic milk today! :D :D :D :D