Knights of Tezoth

Well, and also in AA we all got poisoned by fruits from the Carnelian, CHILDREN stripped us down to our underwear and kicked us out of town

Uh-huh. And after all that, Yashchur is a paranoid because, you see, he's suspicious of various Shuks and everything happening in general...
Eat fruits - get poisoned and stripped to your underwear; don't eat fruits - you get kicked out because the "host" felt offended...
Take a random passerby as a partner - he puts a knife in your back; try to find out who he is and what he wants - he calls you crazy and bolts...