Knights of Tezoth

Which ones

Con forza
The character lands up to 6 attacks on the enemy provided they don't miss; on a miss, they inflict paralysis on themselves. 
1st attack: 50% damage.
2nd attack: 60% damage.
3rd attack: 70% damage.
4th attack: 80% damage.
5th attack: 90% damage. 
6th attack: 100% damage.
Cost: 1 AP. 

Damn, you've got some IRL skills. Something like that? 

-- Alt account user: +100 aesthetics when interacting with the opposite sex

-- Artist

-- Writer

-- Nonconformist: immunity to mind control

-- Escape: 100% chance to flee country 404 for 1 AP

-- Gigachad: +50% to all stats

-- Coordinator: infinite power

Probably dodging child support payments too.