Hey, you, tall guy!

You can avoid drinking, smoking, and masturbating, exercise like a madman, and still remain short and lightweight for the rest of your life. Science has not yet invented methods to increase ordinary people into giants. For example, my grandmother suffered from a small-stature complex her whole life; nothing helped her grow. Meanwhile, some Shaquille O'Neal smoked weed his entire life and considers himself the center of the universe. Life is far from always fair; giants have bent the little ones and will continue to bend them. Law of the beast.