You're doing it wrong, old man. The character should die from a sudden heart attack. Or in the bathtub.
No and no. You need to describe how the character wants to survive and defeat everyone, and then aggro a random bum with a rusty spoon in the weapon slot – death is guaranteed!
But seriously, let him try jumping off the throne or jumping into lava.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
