Happy Life
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- You're having a hard time, aren't you? Well, nothing can be done about it – life is full of surprises. - Gives him 10 ingots. - Don't complain, 0.01% is better than 0. Not enough? Here, have some more. - Gives him another 10. - Now it's 0.02%, there's clear progress. By the way, I like human girls more than ours, but yours will do too – just because she doesn't have fur. I have some too, but I'm me, and besides, I'm a man, and a man should only be slightly scarier... than someone. I don't remember who said that, it was probably one of those people who brought us cheese. But she's still missing something... The scent is so-so, it doesn't smell bad, but it's not alluring either. She's rough, unrefined. Her figure leaves much to be desired. It's not aesthetically pleasing, to put it mildly. - Sighs and gives him another 10 ingots. - My condolences.
Monkeys – that's what I mean, although, considering the women, maybe they would be happy with monkeys, or their substitutes.
Animals. Slightly close to humans. - Ucon suggested and snapped his fingers. - It's something like a human, but with a very bad appearance. In fact, a monkey won't bring a woman happiness. But... if she doesn't see any other options...
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
