🔥 Иказкан -> Тезот

“Well, now I’m smart, strong, agile, and full of energy! What’s not to like in a dream groom, huh?” – he walks with a jaunty gait towards the agreed-upon meeting place with Jingo and Longshank.

“But for some reason, one of the brides threatens to turn me into lifeless matter, and the other wants someone else to do it to me… Sigh, is it really impossible to find someone in this life who is both beautiful and smart, or at least not smart but with bigger thighs and… well, you know… and who would be my soulmate? Maybe I’ll have better luck on the surface!”