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- In the cabbage... in the cabbage... Cabbage? That little girl who serves Pelmu? Are they finding children? So she's a "mother of the regiment"?! And she doesn't look like she's been around the block! - he exclaims in horror. - ...no, I'm not in the mood today. And besides, women don't work like that, one, two, and they're done. It takes time, emotional investment and other things, the right environment, then she'll be happy, and he'll be even happier. Get it? It's like with vegetables - you don't choke on a raw seed and pick it out of your teeth, but you plant it, cultivate it, and then you get a harvest that's beyond praise. But I'll add this, - he turns towards the top of the mountain and points with his "nose". - So, did you eat it? "Work on your aesthetics...", how many will you have yourself? - he points his finger at the gardener. - Listen, you shouldn't be doing this, sitting here like an owl, but go out with the team more often. There are dozens of women there, all different, and in different conditions - choose as you please. Remember when you jumped into the pit? That was a real man's act - women love that. You need to go on a hike and somehow show yourself, not just sit around doing nothing, but really show your will in difficult moments. And in three days, you'll have all the females hanging around your neck, whether they're people or whatever. Achievements are needed - it really works, I guarantee it. We're just getting ready for a new outing, are you in? There's a cute girl there, you'll meet her. She's a bit of a handful, but... If you really try, you'll have a pretty good chance. If you consider that a pretty good chance, what percentage is it? Well, never mind.
Galak picks up a stone from the ground and throws it into a pit nearby, skillfully hitting exactly where he wanted. - You're the tenth one who refused, and I'll die without fulfilling my biological urge. I don't remember what it was like on the surface, but there was definitely something, that is, how many ancestors do I have? Well, probably a lot. And they fought, survived, for how long? Well, a long time, probably. And all for what? So that all this path would end with me, because I ended up here, - he points to the ground, - and not there, - he points to the ceiling, - otherwise I would have had a wife and ten children a long time ago, for sure. The only one who didn't send me away was the winged one, she took pity on me, but I later found out that they don't have anything there anyway, so nothing came of it. And I wanted to go on a hike anyway.
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