Граф Орлов
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-- If you knew, sir, that sometimes you have to eat whatever you can find, you would cry.
-- Only a woman who can't cook is funnier than a man who can't fight. Of course, I can fight.
-- Books only lead to mental deviations; my grandmother taught me.
-- Only a woman who can't cook is funnier than a man who can't fight. Of course, I can fight.
-- Books only lead to mental deviations; my grandmother taught me.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers