Граф Орлов
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-- Better to avoid both the master's anger and the master's love... What a reward. If you do anything else for them, they'll probably ask you to fetch a star from the sky... Of course, I want to, but I don't want to spend the whole day doing it... It would be better if it weren't pickled vegetables from the basement, and I wouldn't advise you to eat them either – you won't die, but you'll have a terrible stomachache. I have a mansion, don't I? Two whole rooms. Well, actually, a room and a small pantry.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers