We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

My grandmother used to nag me about being too tall, as did my mom and sister. "YOU WON'T GROW ANY TALLER!" they say. Now that's what I call loving parents. My mom has been acting crazy lately. She's had this condition for a long time, a delusion of grandeur (maybe since childhood). And now, she's saying that I'm going to develop dementia soon, that I'm not developing. Now, I'm going to start developing like a birch tree.

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One thing makes me happy - I'm not bearded yet.