Hero Generator

1. A disgusting alien who loves to hug managers (poor managers:smile07:). 2. A crazy loser who loves to abuse raccoons (apparently, raccoons should envy the fate of managers:eek:). 3. A brown hobbit who loves to carry beer (not a word of lie! ;)). 4. A lustful Chinese man who loves to lubricate scientists (it's unclear whether raccoons or scientists have it worse:confused:). 5. A boring inquisitor who loves to rob werewolves (very true! that's the only way to deal with werewolves!:smile14:). 6. A neat emo who loves to annoy his parents (what is an emo? an animal?:smile28:). 7. A famous bear who loves to scratch whores (probably a new act in the circus:rolleyes:). 8. A blue fatty who loves to put on elves (it's scary to imagine what for!:eek:). 9. A stoned forest spirit who loves to chase old women (why does he need them? their tastes are incompatible!):). 10. A brown cyborg who loves to touch soldiers (the cyborg is the army's latest development to eradicate hazing - because the cyborg doesn't care who is in front of it - an old-timer or a newbie, it treats everyone equally, so there is no hazing in the end!!!:smile14:). Yeah, we have diverse personalities!:D