Vanga’s prophecies.

Attention everyone! For a pack of chips, I can:
1) Write a similar forecast, but a happy one.
2) Write a forecast with a beautiful, captivating apocalypse (date – at the customer's choice).
3) I will determine the future of absolutely any country in 400 years.
Also, as a bonus for a pack of peanuts, I will provide data on top-secret government experiments and other conspiracies....