Sacred Haven of Debauchery

When I was 9-10 years old, my mom and I went to Novorossiysk. There, in the Black Sea, live jellyfish – terrible, slimy creatures that I still fear. I only swam once during that trip. They say there are jellyfish that eat people. And in general, there are so many dangerous creatures in these oceans now that if you end up in the open ocean, you're just food. That's why I'm terribly afraid of sailing on ships, or rather, I've never sailed on one.

But our uncle, Stas, isn't afraid. He's spent his whole life sailing the seas and oceans. He's a ship's captain and also served in the marines.