Virgin Felicians: use mysterious equipment that, due to its size, has to be painstakingly defended tactically
Chad Carneol: calls on a cell phone invented the technology of communicating in gray text a quarter of a century ago
⛓️♿: And suffered from hellish migraines. Besides, it still didn't do any good anyway, it was only used for gags.
🐱🐲: Well, I'm not some munchkin.
⛓️♿: And now you've completely removed that ability from me.
🐱🐲: As I said, it's hard to break the fourth wall in a way that looks elegant and not silly, so we'll do without it.
🎪🏹: But real telepathy would have been oh so useful! Then we would... We...
⛓️♿: Exactly! We... =_=
🐱🐲: Well, let's not dwell on the sad stuff.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕