🎪🏹: Well, I don't know... I'll keep quiet. Because you're going to ruin my personality =_=
🐱🐲: Yes. It's hard for me when a character's morality is radically different from mine. I understand that you have a different worldview, but from my perspective, you were still cheating on Guion, even if it was by mutual consent and you weren't officially a couple at the time.
🎪🏹: Well, when we became a couple, I stopped cheating on him!
⛓️♿: Hmm, well...
🐱🐲: You're generally in a very bad state. I dumped a bunch of glass on you in the middle of the game and added some psychological trauma, so your early attempts don't count.
⛓️♿: I'm perfectly happy with that. I'll have enough of those advances from those bandits and dark lunar creatures to last me a lifetime.
🐱🐲: Exactly, that's what I thought.
🎪🏹: Because you're a bore, you could have made me _not_ a female version of Lieutenant Rzhevsky.
🐱🐲: Well, I thought it was funny. I was actually planning to have some fun with you. Who knew that you would become a likeable person to me and grow in my eyes, to the point where I would have to come up with a redemption arc for you.
🎪🏹: I still think it's not very realistic. I was too cold-blooded, but you kept all my cold-bloodedness off-screen!
⛓️♿: Oh, come on, you're not that cold-blooded! You don't even have a dozen corpses, and half of them deserved it.
🍖⚔️: Pfft, I have a three-digit number of frags. But I wouldn't turn a blind eye to quality. I only kill all sorts of scum, which makes the world a better place.
🎪🏹: Well, I wasn't particularly good at it, but I don't think I killed anyone particularly virtuous...
⛓️♿: I insist that you were always good, you just realized it at some point.
🐱🐲: Yeah, like Megamind from that awesome cartoon. He was also a villain, but as soon as he was given a reason, he instantly switched to being a hero.
🎪🏹: Well... Okay! By the way, when are we going to watch the second part???
🐱🐲: There is no second part of "Megamind".
🎪🏹: But...
🐱🐲: Like the fourth "Toy Story", "Teen Titans Go" from 2013, and the Disney sequels to "Star Wars".
🎪🏹: But why...
🐱🐲: If you insist that they exist, I'll retcon you again. I'll make you wear only pink dresses with ruffles and long skirts, speak in the refined language of high society, and faint at the word "Ass".
🎪🏹: B**...
🐱🐲: And I'll make you a Rinzeite.
🎪🏹: FLÜGELGEHEIMEN
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕