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🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

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Evil Lizard
Is this approximately what a sea voyage looks like?🤔🤣
⛓️♿: Almost. Our ship also ran aground on a reef and went to the bottom.
🎪🏹: And Ryarechka said that when they were sailing, there was a mutiny on their ship, and the captain was overthrown, and some kind of weirdo took command instead!
🐱🐲: Not just some weirdo, but Kiven's OTP, actually...
🎪🏹: Oh yeah, that's right!
⛓️♿: And when we were flying in an airship, I fell. Along with the airship.
🐱🐲: It's all because someone eats too much...
⛓️♿: No, I'm not fat, I just have broad bones!
🎪🏹: And they're not broad at all!
🐱🐲: You're not fat, but you really weighed a lot in the game mechanics - more than I planned. Because of this, I had to add to your height.
🎪🏹: I could justify this with his musculature! I think it would be very cute if Guioshi was 170-175 cm tall!
⛓️♿: I'm happy with my current height. But I think I would be fine with 160 cm too. There are problems that are much, much more important than height.
🎪🏹: I would love you even if you were 150 cm tall!
⛓️♿: No, that's too much. You would have to bend over a lot to kiss me.
🐱🐲: This is where we need some lewd jokes about tall women and dwarves.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕