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—Don't judge, but the slap was felt. —Asmidulik smiled. —A passerby walks down the street and sees: a man is being cut up with a knife. "Oh, Anuzish, it's a maniac!" he exclaims. "No, it's a surgeon performing an emergency operation!" another replies. "It's a debt collector collecting a debt!" a third chimes in. "Don't worry, gentlemen, I'm a scholar!" the culprit himself replies. "And what are you studying?" —"A maniac, a doctor, and a debt collector asked me to conduct a study on what happens when a person is cut with a knife."
He gets up from his seat and takes the empty plates to the kitchen. —I'm glad you liked it! And how many days does it take to travel from Asahina to us by sea?