We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

Don't make statements like that when Alex is around...

By the way, I'm going there to kill people; I don't care about money or patriotism. Just kidding. But maybe not.

You don't need an automatic weapon. A player is enough. The chance of dying is moderate, but at least they might tear off your legs, and you can use the money you get to buy giant prosthetic feet.
And most importantly, it's a lot of fun there. Come on over.