Hey, you, tall guy!

Wait, did they promise you something before you signed up, and then screw you over? Or did they not promise anything from the start?

They promised to give you a hard time, that's all they promised back in my day. Whoever they promised something to was a lazy, soy-drinking loser who didn't get off his ass and join the fun, but instead sat on his couch until the bitter end. Our whole group condemns such people; they're immediately sent to the front lines.