We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

I'm too lazy to make a picture, so I'll just write it like this.

A virgin IT guy?
- Pays money for training.
- Spends months looking for a job.
- Ruins his health.
- Gets called in on weekends.

A chad delivery guy?
- Comes to the office and gets hired on the same day.
- Gets on his bike and starts riding.
- Works when he wants.

You could also take my husband as an example – he went to university for free to study to be a physics and computer science teacher (by the way, computer science is also taught in technical schools). He got his first job as an IT specialist with minimal knowledge, based on the principle of "well, you know your way around computers and programs, so you'll figure it out."

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Or you could take one of my artist friends as an example, who studied graphic design at a technical school (or something like that, I don't remember exactly), then worked for a pittance for a couple of years at an animation studio in Voronezh, while also drawing commissioned art on a tablet (often porn or furry porn). He built up a portfolio, moved first to St. Petersburg, then abroad. Now he works for 300k+ (although, probably even more, since we haven't talked in a long time) as a designer in a foreign game company. I don't know what he's doing now, but I definitely remember that he drew character models, objects, and furniture for Pathfinder and its expansions. But that's not IT, and it's probably the only success story among my acquaintances.