We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

willingness to accept a partner's mistakes

A decent synonym for the word "to tolerate." Toler it, normies, accept it.    

find a cutie with a good sense of humor and get into bed in 1-2 months)

Lol, one to two months 🤣  This might be a revelation for someone — for elves, everything is available on the first meeting. In some cases and under certain conditions, also for those who are between elves and normies. But a normie will wait, yes, accept, try to figure out what's what. For a month, two, or ten years.

And also, it's important that someone explain to these inexperienced folks that hot passionate movies with the Bald Guy or Eva Elfi don't match reality. They are a set of very well thought-out, staged, directed, and edited scenes, where the main goal is to present everything beautifully, possibly satisfy someone's fetishes, but not teach virgins anything.

So they explain it, and then what? The normie will still be worse than the elf.