We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

My experience with romantic relationships is limited to comments under my photos like "Die, you disgusting creature, don't ruin the world with your vile face" and a couple of blissful encounters that started with "Let's meet up and have sex." But based on my observations, that's pretty much how it happens. It takes time and patience, but in the end, you get a genuinely good partner, not some marginal person with mental health issues.