We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

Yeah, only ugly bastards. And no married men or plain jerks looking for one-night stands. No momma's boys who at 25+ still live exclusively with their mothers, listen to them in everything, earn ~30k and are convinced that all women only want their money. No "freelancers" who at 30+ are still finding themselves, ready to live on either solar energy or at the expense of the same parents. No weird mumbling guys who can't string two words together at an actual meeting and just stare blankly at the floor. No abusers who seem fine in the first days of a relationship, then start humiliating you for everything, including your looks and figure, reproaching you, being jealous of every lamppost while cheating on you, beating you and putting you on an emotional rollercoaster. No-no-no, it's all fiction. Just as fictional as good girls — they don't exist either!

In reality, there are only good, flawless guys ready to accept a girl with any looks, figure, and baggage just as she is. And terrible mercenary females who only seek dominant males with looks from 8/10, height 180+, ripped bodies and millions of money.

He has no children, and he's never been married either.

As is the age, so is the social circle)

I had a close friend who was married to a very ugly guy, even though she herself was a beauty with a perfect figure. But she's an artist and she liked that he was also a creative person. And before him she had many unattractive boyfriends (there were also handsome ones), as well as quite average girls (she's open to communication 😎 )
She kicked him out of her house in the end not because "he's ugly", but because almost a year after the wedding he quit his job and went into a tailspin, deciding to fully sit on her neck. And before that everything seemed fine and she didn't complain about the evening beer. But when it escalated into 1-2 bottles of vodka a day, the guy was sent into free swimming.

And including based on her experience, I'm convinced that dating on SZ is a dull topic.