We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

Monastery

Super difficult for a "normal" person.

Hermitage

Super difficult for a "normal" person.

Alcoholism

Not a bad option.

Drug addiction

So-so.

Self-castration

Don't know, it might not help; desires will likely remain in your head.

Dunya Kulakova

It's not enough for "normal" people; they need female warmth.

Geomancy towards the southeast

It might be expensive, depends on the profession; it has its own drawbacks.

Male brotherhood

Not everyone likes men.

Overall, you're right. A lot of people do all of the above.