We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

This is not called sampling, but systematic selection bias.
An online survey showed that 100% of people use the Internet.
And a survey in a dating app showed that...

I'm not just judging based on my own experience, but on information and statistics. And yes, dating apps are full of ordinary people. The idea that there are only freaks and perverts there is complete nonsense. The only catch is that an ordinary, average woman can easily find a man there (usually more attractive than herself) and delete the app, but an ordinary man...