🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

🐱🐲: Guys, guys, the expansion is back, let's check it out. 🎪🏹: YAY!!! BREAD AND CIRCUSES! ⛓️♿: Well, that's just great. I just started to forget about my traumas, to recover from the flashbacks... 🐱🐲: Oh, come on. Everything's fine. You won't be bothered here anyway. Except by me. ⛓️♿: That's what I'm not sure about – who I should be more afraid of. 🐱🐲: Beat, give him a good talking-to. 🎪🏹: With pleasure ❤️ ⛓️♿: FLÜGELGEHEIMEN 🐱🐲: I don't get it. When did your safe word change? 🎪🏹: Yes, Guiosh, that's not our safe word. So, there will be punishment. ⛓️♿: Help me! 🦁🦂: Meow! 🔥😈: Rish, wait! Oh... Um... Sorry... We're late, I guess... ⛓️♿: It's okay, we're done. 🎪🏹: We'll talk at home 😘 🍖⚔️: You can talk now, I don't see a problem. ⛓️♿: No, home is home. Kosh, don't you think it's getting too crowded? 🐱🐲: I only invited you two, if you recall. 🍖⚔️: I don't see any reason to miss all the fun. I think we can overlook the extra guests. 🔥😈: N-no, we're leaving now, s-sorry... 🦁🦂: Meow! [thud] ⛓️♿: Ow. Get off me, you furry ass! 🎪🏹: Hehe. 🔥😈: Rish... No... Get off the person, you'll crush him... 🦁🦂: Meow. ⛓️♿: What's his safe word... 🎪🏹: It's not the same as mine. ⛓️♿: Thanks, Captain Obvious. 🦂🗡️: You can just cut the furry bastard. It'll also prevent the scorpion emoji from being repeated. 🔥😈: Just try it – I'll make you into a shish kebab. 🦁🦂: HSSSSSSSSSS! 🦂🗡️: Whoa, I was just kidding... 🐱🐲: And what are you doing here?! 🦂🗡️: Everyone ran, so I ran too! What, is that not allowed? 🐱🐲: Oh my god, what a circus is about to happen. 🧚‍♂️🚑: Excuse me, are there still places? 🐱🐲: Who invited this incel? 🧚‍♂️🚑: When you created me, you thought my behavior was funny, but now... 😔 🐱🐲: Well, sorry, times change, values change too. Maybe someday I'll rehabilitate you and make you a normal character, you have potential. But not today. 🧚‍♂️🚑: I guess that's all I can hope for... I'll wait. 🧙‍♀️🐱: What about me? I think I had pretty good potential... And my appearance is based on your OC from the closed setting. 🦿🛠️: What about me? Kosh drew me based on a character from her comic. 🦂🗡️: Me too! And I turned out better. Because I was only based on a character from the comic. And you were also based on a random picture from the starting post. 🦿🛠️: You're an idiot. 🐱🏹: Kosh also drew me from a comic, but it was a DC comic, see! Even two. Super famous ones! 🌱🌼: A... I... Well... Um... I... 🐱🐲: Who are you all, anyway? 🧝‍♂️🗡️: Actually, you're my champions from the old expansions. Don't you remember us? 🐱🐲: Mostly, I just remember the fact that you exist. ⛓️♿: DARK LUNARIAN [thud] 🎪🏹: GUIOSH!!! 🧝‍♂️🗡️: What's wrong with him? 🐱🐲: I overdid it with the tragedy of his biography, don't worry. He'll be fine soon. 🧌⚓: Weakling. 🎪🏹: I'LL RIP YOUR EARS OFF AND STUFF THEM UP YOUR ASS, DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY GUIOSH 🧌⚓: Lol. 🐱🐲: ... 👩‍⚕️👼: Can I...? 🦎😈: Looks like not. 🐱🐲: ..... 🍖⚔️: I still don't see a problem. 🐱🐲: If you all don't get out of here right now, except for Beata and Guiyon, then I will... 🦂🗡️: Well, what will you do to us? 🍖⚔️: She'll kill them, desecrate the corpses with available means, dismember them, burn them, and feed them to the dogs. We'll be lucky if it's in that order. 🦂🗡️: Pfft, you scared me. I thought... ⛓️♿: Before that, she'll send them to spend a year and a half in sexual slavery with deranged sadist freaks. 🦂🗡️: Whatever. 🐱🐲: I'll put you on the Revnya expansion blacklist. 🦂🗡️: Damn, you're a beast. Okay, I'll shut up. Let's go, guys, we'll sit quietly... 🐱🐲: You're lucky I even remembered you. I'm sure I missed a couple. But I don't feel like getting into old games, and there were a lot of generic, pointless things from me there. 🎪🏹: Are you being too harsh on them? ⛓️♿: Yeah. They're not that bad. Why put them on the Revnya expansion blacklist... 🐱🐲: I'm just kidding. I want to keep the discussion just for the three of us with occasional guest visits, not a circus with a billion active characters, half of whom I don't remember beyond "Well, they were there." 🎪🏹: That's good! I was starting to feel sorry for them. ⛓️♿: Yeah. I like watching the expansion in peace and quiet, but I don't want anyone to suffer because of it. 🐱🐲: No, everything is under control. I won't let anyone hurt you anymore. Let's watch the expansion. 🍖⚔️: ...Kosh, you know I can hear everything.