We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

I was walking down the street, feeling good, with a beer in hand, when I saw this guy. And he really pissed me off – a faggoty haircut, faggoty clothes. I attacked him viciously. “Were you there?!” “GUYS ARE DYING,” and all that. He ran away from me, from this one-armed guy, terrified, covering his empty, buzz-cut head with his weak little hands. Another victory for the veterans over the civilian nerds, even without a fight. Just letting you know.